Mainframe, MVS and zOS Discussion

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?”
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I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home.
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Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !
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Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice.
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theater Screen…


So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance

I ask my friend why iss your car so small - his car number had something 4386 MB

Anuj Dhawan wrote:Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..

This actually happened to me and I was also thinking, looks like, the door bell is not functioning today - until I realize that I just swiped the card over it (while doing this - I looked at door with the strangest look possible!)

I rubbed my phone on table and raised an incident that mouse is not working ( That was most embaressing )

LOL!