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product quality forecast
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 11:13 pm
by enrico-sorichetti
The day Microsoft will make a product that doesn't su**, will be the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
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Re: product quality forecast
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 2:21 pm
by Anuj Dhawan
What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.
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Re: product quality forecast
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 3:00 pm
by Priyank Chopra
ha ha ha!
Got one with me -
One is a mechanical engineer, one is an electrical engineer, and one is a Microsoft engineer.
The car breaks down and coasts to the side of the road.
"Hang on," says the mechanical engineer. "The problem is probably the engine, let me have a look at it and I'll have us on the road again in no time."
"Wait," says the electrical engineer. "The way it just stopped like that, I think it's the electrical system. Let me have a look and I'll get us going again in a minute or two."
"Hold on," says the Microsoft engineer. "Why don't we close all the windows and then open them again and then see if it starts?"
Re: product quality forecast
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:44 pm
by Pradeep Singh
Priyank Chopra wrote:ha ha ha!
Got one with me -
One is a mechanical engineer, one is an electrical engineer, and one is a Microsoft engineer.
The car breaks down and coasts to the side of the road.
"Hang on," says the mechanical engineer. "The problem is probably the engine, let me have a look at it and I'll have us on the road again in no time."
"Wait," says the electrical engineer. "The way it just stopped like that, I think it's the electrical system. Let me have a look and I'll get us going again in a minute or two."
"Hold on," says the Microsoft engineer. "Why don't we close all the windows and then open them again and then see if it starts?"
Very good one. Can not my laugh...